XxGokuxX is the King of POS!1!1!!!

Statistics:

Real Name: ITS RULLY GOKU >:OOOOOO

Age: 666 LOLLOOL

Location: NJ

Occupation: KUAFMENSHIP

Interests: EARBOUND

Favorite Thing: COWS

Favorite Food: STEAK

Notes:

• The Location, Occupation, Interests, Favorite Thing, and Favorite Food entries are provided by XxGokuxX himself, thanks to saved archives of his forum posts.
• Boss in POS: The Game.

Collection of real XxGokuxX quotes:

"this fey is obviously dinf there is no tomato vases idiots tomatoes are circles"

"guys did u no if u click the little paper u cna go 2 a secret message board thats how im doing this cool huh :("

"i was j/k how do i get out of this i am mad cuz this wont work c douhbkle posting is bad guys lets all do this instead this is the wrong forum move it to genral discusion"

"cool im a mod :) :) :) :) >:O it wonts let me posT!!!"

"i fixed it i have no idea wut u talking about what is a noob how do i not be 1 wut is pwndea"

"I WAS JUST TETSING THINGS OUT JEEEZ :) :( >:O"

"im new 2 this forum i postd be4 but u peeps all mean >:O 2 me i am new and i realy like earthbound i beat it anywayz i am 13 and dont call me 8 >:O >:O some1 did that 1ce i took ur advice and i dont talk in caps no more any1 her like dbz :o :o :o"

"can i be a mod :o :o :o"

"i had a topic and it said my screen name is DBZMaster80085 but no it gone what happend :o :( :o"

"OH YEAH WELL... YA."

"HOW U BOUND!?!?!? >:O :o 8) :D"

"Is there a place where u can download a rt program that lets u do stuff like paint but kind a like flash and its all cool lookin and its not photoshop or paint shop pro bcuz they make my compuiter virsu itself."

"DOES NEONE HERE HAV NE G/FS? I HAVE ONE BUT I NEED 2 NO WUT 2 GET HER 4 BIRTHDAY"

"U DONT EVEN NO MY AGE U TARD"

"THE TOPIC IS TALKING ABOUT HAVING GIRLFRIENDS DO U IDIOTS NO WUT THEY ARE???????????????/"

"fine i will not type in caps. it was my online sig thouh"

(Note: Emoticons have been replaced by their text equivalents.)

See also:

• POSers
• Inside Jokes