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STAREYe

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"He is a man I greatly admire."

- STAREYe on STAREYe

 

STAREYe just this guy. He came to the POS back when it was on Proboards, and mostly just causes ruckases. Moer like ruck-ass-es lolol. Ruckasses, haha.He's Also a totally rad dude, and former Pez

 

Statistics:

Real Name: Ben Hayman

Age: 17

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 120 lbs

Location: Meductic, New Brunswick, Canada

 

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Notes:

  • Is a rubberman.
  • Is Canadian
  • Had a mohawk once. The most amazing mohawk you ever saw. Almost had another one, but then his grandfather died. True story.
  • Is Usopp in the POS Straw Hat Pirates.
  • Made this wiki.
  • Has his own board becuase Soap was giving one away two years ago.
  • Used to be of the dialup trio, with FT amd SK, but Alient finally expanded to him.
  • Always looks like he's poseing for a statue being made for him like "Fuck off Im stareye mother fucker u want some bitch?".
  • Weighs more than 120 now, doesn't he?
  • Thinks New York City is really cool.

 

Stuff He's Done

 

AKA

  • Ben
  • STe
  • Ben-hawk
  • MoRAWKHAWK
  • Cool-Guy Ben
  • Sebs
  • Faggy Faggerton
  • Pez

 

Quotes

"The internet is dull lately. Where do we keep the firecrackers?"

"Thank you for purchasing LANADA, our fastest selling product. Our ONLY selling product! Expect your can in the mail within 3 to a million bussiness days. All sales are final. If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase, go screw yourself, fartcake. And also send it back in a paper and/or plastic bag along with a credit card, some photo ID, and a candy bar. That way we can sell it to a more grateful customer, and also eat your candy and stuff."

"Burnn cheese curds, BURN!"


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