Krem flies around in a dirigible.

Statistics:

Real Name: Michael D. Quinlan

Age: 15

Height: Two years ago.

Weight: %78

Location: Chino Valley, Arizona.

Notes:

• Owner and operator of Krem Co. Based out of the southern continent, north of the snowy town of Tweryod.
• He can be a jerk when he wants to be.
• Totally broke the frontpage today.

Quotes

"I could bake you a cake. Only it'll be made of sarcasm instead of cake."

"When you're one Mexican, you're five."

See also:

• POSers